Dear Strongbad,

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Dear Strongbad, I have this crazy
engineering test tomorrow and Im finding it hard
to stay awake. I have to study but this just
isnt working! What should I do? Jamal K. Soul

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A tactic to stay awake, eh Jamal? Since is this
for science, Ill show you this scientific
experiment Ive been doing. I slipped 3
tablespoons of caffeine into Strong Sads
Marketplace chocolate milk. The results were
ro-bust.
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Dear Strongbad, I need to write out a
well-thought-out sermon tonight. Tomorrow is
Easter and everyone will be there to listen. I
was thinking maybe I would talk about lobve. Or
maybe easter. What should I do? Blessings, Pasto
r John
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Dear Pastor John, Im grrrrrrrreat at writing
sermons. Especially well-thought-out ones. I
dont know what this lobve stuff is, but I can
write about easter
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A well-thought-out sermon by Pastor John
by Saint Pastor John III of Timbuktu
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Welcome to todays service! As you all know, it
is Easter Sunday. I like Easter eggs because
they have yellow yolks. Wait, I like the yoldks
because of I like chocolate eggs with the cream
filling stuff in it. MMM I love chocolate.
Moving on, 2000 some odd years back in the day,
this dude Jesus whom I like to call the J-man
arose from the dead. He did this because he
loved us. Love is a many splendored, splendored
thing. All you need is love. I love you. I
love Easter because I love Easter eggs and
bunnies and the J-man. Remember when the
Easter bunny attacked my grandmpa? That was
funny. Easter was fun today, and I love Easter
because it is fun. Fun is what I like, and I
like you just as much as I love you. I love
Easter eggs too.
Welcome to todays service! As you all know, it
is Easter Sunday. I like Easter eggs because
they have yellow yolks. Wait, I like the yoldks
because of I like chocolate eggs with the cream
filling stuff in it. MMM I love chocolate.
Moving on, 2000 some odd years back in the day,
this dude Jesus whom I like to call the J-man
arose from the dead. He did this because he
loved us. Love is a many splendored, splendored
thing. All you need is love. I love you. I
love Easter because I love Easter eggs and
bunnies and the J-man. Remember when the
Easter bunny attacked my grandmpa? That was
funny. Easter was fun today, and I love Easter
because it is fun. Fun is what I like, and I
like you just as much as I love you. I love
Easter eggs too.
Welcome to todays service! As you all know, it
is Easter Sunday. I like Easter eggs because
they have yellow yolks. Wait, I like the yoldks
because of I like chocolate eggs with the cream
filling stuff in it. MMM I love chocolate.
Moving on, 2000 some odd years back in the day,
this dude Jesus whom I like to call the J-man
arose from the dead. He did this because he
loved us. Love is a many splendored, splendored
thing. All you need is love. I love you. I
love Easter because I love Easter eggs and
bunnies and the J-man. Remember when the
Easter bunny attacked my grandmpa? That was
funny. Easter was fun today, and I love Easter
because it is fun. Fun is what I like, and I
like you just as much as I love you. I love
Easter eggs too.
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