Super Peter

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Super Peter

• An almost true story

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On the far away planet of krypton they were
planning on destroying the earth with nuclear
missiles.
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But a stupid boy named peter stupid on top of a
missile right before it would blast off.
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So peter launched of on one of the missiles.
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One missile backfired and destroyed krypton, but
the one with peter on it headed towards earth.
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Some how when it hit the earth it didnt blow up
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He landed near a farm were the people that lived
there raised him
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When he grew up he worked as a news paper writer
NEWS
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There Peter fond the girl of his dreams Peter Lane
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But the town he lived in had an evil mayor
Im evil
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He didnt like super Peter so he gave him
kryptonite
Take it its candy
okay
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Peter was so stupid he ate the kryptonite
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Because of that super peter lost his powers
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So to get to his missions he has to us a
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Senior bus!!!!
In my day we used square wheels
How do you get in this gizmo contraption?
eniors
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Here we go!!!
Ahhhhhh!
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The seniors were taking there annual trip to the
national museum of stuff
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What a great parking spot
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Let of my leg you over priced tourist
attraction!!!
In my day the dinosaurs were still alive
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While the old man was still getting eaten we went
to the spiders exhibit where there were spiders
running all over
What a cute little kitty
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While the old man was still getting eaten we went
to the spiders exhibit where there were spiders
running all over
What a cute little kitty
K.O.!
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One spider bit peter
BIT!!!
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And he got spidy powers
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So I left the museum
With great power comes great responsibility
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I found this pretty girl named Peter Jane
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So I took here on a date
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Then Peter Lanes saw us
Your man? Hes mine!
What are you doing with my man!
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Peter got scared and left
Your man? Hes mine!
What are you doing with my man!
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Peter got scared and left
Your man? Hes mine!
What are you doing with my man!
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Peter got scared and left
Your man? Hes mine!
What are you doing with my man!
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Peter got scared and left
Your man? Hes mine!
What are you doing with my man!
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Then my parents came back to life
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Then they got shot
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And they died again
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Peter was sad so he decided to the dead forest
DEAD FOREST
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He saw a lot of bats
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Peter liked the bats so much he became
BAT PETER
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Peter got a sweet deal on a mansion with only
minor ghost problems
What a nice house
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So I decided to hunt ghosts in
PETERS MANSION
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He offered me green eggs and ham
Ghost of Sam I am
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I do not want them in a house
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I do not want them on a mouse
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I do not want them in a box
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I do not want them with a fox
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I do not want them on my car
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I do not want them in a bar
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I do not want them when Im chunky
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I do not want them with a mini monkey
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I decided to become an astronaut and go to the
moon
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Then a missile came from krypton and blew up the
moon
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Then a missile came from krypton and blew up the
moon
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I decided to go see if krypton is really still
alive
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I saw that it was really there so I landed
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I grew a lot of hair and saved krypton for many
alien disasters and lived happily ever after
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The end
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So yesterday
Staring
Hilary Duff as Peter