My Life as a Smiley Face

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My Life as a Smiley Face

• The 2003 - 2004 Residency Year
• by BIrby

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Who are the usual suspects?
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Bob and Yvonne
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BUT, before we get to that.
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I wanted to thank all the preceptors and
colleagues who supported the residents this year
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• Lois Parker
• Lisa Moran
• Arvind Shah
• Keith Chrisanthus
• Michael Bodock
• Loretta Marioni
• Firdosh Pathan
• Kathryn Kalafatas
• Meg Clapp
• Theresa Visconti
• Jerry Janousek
• Erin Harney

• Steve Haffa
• Colleen Collins
• Bob Hallisey
• Paul Arpino
• Bob Young
• Nicole Soderberg
• Angela McQueen
• Tara Abrams
• Laurin Kenny
• Chris Lyman
• Dena Alioto
• John Vetrano

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Now, back to our story...

• Lets start in the beginning, back in July 2003

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• We should have been suspicious when BIrby started
  acting weirder than normal...

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• Why is BIrby trying to act like a statue in the
  Ether Dome?

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Why are Bob and Yvonne pretending to be surgeons?
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Why have they roped Chris into their scheme?
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• Here, Yvonne and Bob tried to blend in with the
  crowd, but they didnt do a great job

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They tried to get others involved, but Nancy
wouldnt have any of it.
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More plotting, but Wolff has been secretly
listening.
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He tried to warn BIrby, but it was too late!
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The residents had a plan for fun and more fun in
New Orleans
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They wanted BIrby out of the way, so they made it
snow...
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And BIrby was stuck shoveling snow in Natick.
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And heres the result of their evil planBIrby
at the Midyear as a Smiley Face at the Residency
Showcase
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BIrby was a shadow of her former self..
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It was time for revenge!BIrby finally got a
plane out of town.
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Once she got to New Orleans, BIrby recruited
former colleagues to her side and...
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She made the residents stand by their posters for
hours..
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And hours...
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And eventually got them to sort of be nice to her
again...
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But they kept tryingSomething about foam
gloves at the Orioles game...
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But BIrby made them eat seafood in Baltimore
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To gain their respect back.
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Wed finally made it to June...
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Should BIrby be worried?
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You bet!!!
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Theyre already recruiting a new innocent
victim!
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Where will this end?
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I guess today, the last day of their
residency...Congratulations!!!!
BIrby