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Quotable Quotes
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A smile is the shortest distance between two
people. Victor Borge
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Somewhere, something great is waiting to be known
Carl Sagan
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The brain can only absorb what the seat can
endure.

Anonymous
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A lie can travel half way around the world before
truth can put its pants on. Mark Twain
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Question the answers Bumper sticker
Question the questions Zuhair Suidan
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Success is a journey,not a destination.
Anonymous
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Nothing great is ever achieved without
enthusiasm.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Luck happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Seneca
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Curly Do you know what the secret of life
is?Mitch What? Your finger???Curly Just
one thingMitch What is it? Whats the ONE
thing?Curly Thats for you to figure out.
Once you figure it out, then nothing else means
_at_...
City Slickers movie Scene with Jack Palance and
Billy Crystal
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If you want to double your success rate, just
double your failure rate.
Tom Watson
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Ive missed more than 9,000 shots in my
careerIve lost almost 300 games26 times Ive
been trusted to take the winning shot and
missedIve Failed over and over again in my
life.And thats why I Succeed
Michael Jordan
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Success isnt measured by the position you reach
in lifeIt is measured by the obstacles you
overcome. Danny Manning
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Life is a daring adventure or
nothing. Helen Keller
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I cannot live without books. Thomas Jefferson
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The older I get, the better I used to
be Connie The Hawk Hawkins
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A halo needs to fall only a few inches to be a
noose. Anonymous
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Wealth lost, something lost Honor lost, much
lost Courage lost, all lost. German proverb
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Judge a man by his questions, rather than his
answers Voltaire
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Paz con hambre no dura. Painted on wall in
Bogota, Columbia Peace with hunger does not
endure.
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If the human brain was so simple that we could
understand it, we would be so simple that we
couldnt.
Emerson Pugh
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Life can only be understood backwards, but it
must be lived forwards.
Søren Kierkegaard
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When everyone else is looking for gold, its
good to be in the pick and shovel business.
Mark Twain
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The truth is more important than the facts.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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You can't be a vegetarian only between meals, and
you can't be a pacifist only between wars.
Kathy Kelly
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A MIND TEASER There are three extremely bright
men seeking the hand of Ms. Sweet Mensa. Sweet
loves her men smart, but cannot decide which one
of the three is the smartest. Consequently, she
proposes a test. Sweet places a mark on each
mans forehead and tells them that each of them
has either a blue mark or a red mark. She
instructs them to raise their hand if they see a
blue mark on either of the other two. The first
man to determine what color his mark is, and
explain how he arrived at that conclusion will
have her hand in marriage. Each man raised his
hand, and a few moments later, one of them had
the answer. What color was the winners mark and
how did he know?
ANSWER (click here to see it more clearly)
Since all three men raised their hands, the
winner knew there could only be two
possibilities. There had to be two blue and one
red mark, or three blue marks. If there was a
red mark on any forehead, the two men with the
blue marks would each see a red and a blue mark
and know immediately that his had to be a blue
mark since all three raised their hands. The
smartest man deduced that since nobody answered
immediately all three marks must be blue.
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• A MIND TEASER
• Use each of the following numbers and symbols
• once and only once to come up with a valid
• equation
• 2 3 4 5
• Can you come up with a second valid equation?

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The best things in life arent things. Art
Buchwald
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You can achieve anything you want in life if you
have the courage to dream it, the intelligence to
make a realistic plan, and the will to see that
plan through to the end. Sidney Friedman
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A Harvard MBA and an encyclopedic knowledge of
management manifestos can get you only so far.
The real challenges executives face are the ones
you simply cant study for those unexpected
tests of endurance, patience, and wit that make
or break a company. Business 2.0 12/03
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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about the things that matter. Dr. Martin Luther
King
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Never doubt that a small group of committed
citizens can change the world indeed it is the
only thing that ever has. Margaret Mead
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the
world. The unreasonable one persists in trying
to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable
man. George Bernard Shaw
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If you dont read the newspaper, you are
uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you
are misinformed. Mark Twain
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Behold, my son, with how little wisdom the world
is governed. Swedish statesman Axel
Oxenstierna
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The longer you look back, the farther you can
look forward. Sir Winston Churchill
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When you choose to live in gratitude, your cup is
always full. Joe Momyer
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Sleep football Drink football Eat
sausage Wisconsin bumper sticker
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You can count on the Americans to always do the
right thing after doing all the wrong
things. Sir Winston Churchill
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When two men in business always agree, one of
them is unnecessary. William Wrigley Jr.
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No plan ever survives contact with the
enemy. George Patton
Plans are nothing. Planning is
everything. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Be careful what dreams you have, for dreams come
true. Anonymous
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There is a loftier ambition than to stand high in
the world.It is to stoop down and lift mankind
a little higher Anonymous
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There is no charm so great as the charm of a
cheerful temperament. Anonymous
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Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by
the barrel. An old saw
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The most effective way to cope with change is to
help create it. Anonymous
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Being broke is a condition. Being poor is a
state of mind. Anonymous
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Speaking the truthin times of universal deceit
is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
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Life is like a toilet paper roll.It keeps going
faster as you approach the end. Anonymous
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Asi
an saying
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The definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting different
results. Albert Einstein
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Twenty years from now you will regret the things
you didnt do more than the things you did, so
throw off the bow line, sail away from the safe
harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails,
EXPLORE, DREAM, DISCOVER, because thats what
life is all about Mark Twain
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Vision without action is a daydream action
without vision is a nightmare. Japanese proverb