Which pirate most closely reflects your own business approach

1
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When dressing for work, I choose
• A. Business standard I like to fit in.
  (Morgan)
• B. Can you say haute couture? (Bart)
• C. Whatever scares people from bugging me with
  those asinine questions (Blackbeard)
• D. Drag. (Bonny)

2
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• My management philosophy is
• A. Work smarter, not harder (Bonny)
• B. Be strict but fair (Bart)
• C. When one does well we all do well (Morgan)
• D. Work faster or youll be picking your teeth
  out of your potted plant (Blackbeard)

3
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When somebody performs well I
• A. Pay them. (Bart)
• B. Promote them. (Morgan)
• C. Share privileged information with them.
  (Bonny)
• D. Know they must be lying. (Blackbeard)

4
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When somebody screws up I
• A. Calmly but firmly tell them what they did
  wrong (Bart)
• B. Tear into them with language you can only
  hear on cable (Bonny)
• C. Ignore them until they cry (Blackbeard)
• D. Outsource them (Morgan)

5
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• Loyalty to me means
• A. Keeping my secrets. (Bonny)
• B. Watching my back. (Bart)
• C. Doing my dirty work. (Blackbeard)
• D. Ten percent of your wages. (Morgan)

6
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When I have to fire someone I
• A. Let them down easy. (Bonny)
• B. Offer a decent severance. (Bart)
• C. LOVE IT! (Morgan)
• D. Trick them into taking my stuff down to my
  car and then have the locks changed. (Blackbeard)

7
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• Id say my motto is
• A. Quit yer whining and just do it. (Morgan)
• B. Forget talent image is everything.
  (Blackbeard)
• C. You can fool all of the people all of the
  time (Bonny)
• D. Dont do it unless you can do it better.
  (Bart)

8
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• I try to create a workplace culture that is
• A. Pleasant, with lots of music (Bart)
• B. More diverse than one would think (Bonny)
• C. Party central (Blackbeard)
• D. Culture schmulture. How about just getting
  your damn work done? (Morgan)

9
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When going out for lunch, I . . .
• A. Never touch a drop of alcohol. I want my mind
  sharp for the task at hand
• B. A glass of Chardonnay would be nice.
• C. Hey, whats a martini or two? Even betterput
  it on the company card.
• D. Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

10
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• When approaching a major project I . . .
• A. Build a small team of highly trained
  professionals (Morgan)
• B. Try to think like the competition (Bonny)
• C. Wont do it unless I know I can blow
  everybody else away (Bart)
• D. Get all hands on deck more participants
  means more chance to succeed and more people to
  blame if we dont (Blackbeard)

11
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• As far as technology goes I
• A. Skip it. The old ways are best. (Morgan)
• B. Use it. When I need it. (Bonny)
• C. Exploit it. To be more competitive. (Bart)
• D. Accessorize with it. I have a PDA, cell
  phone and mp3 player on my belt right now!
  (Blackbeard)

12
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• I got to be a manager by
• A. Demonstrating extraordinary skill (Bart)
• B. Riding someone elses coattails (Bonny)
• C. Eliminating my so-called superior
  (Blackbeard)
• D. Showing how easy it is to beat others into
  submission (Morgan)

13
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• My forte is
• A. Innovation. Im good at starting things.
  (Morgan)
• B. Perfection. Im good at refining what others
  have begun. (Bart)
• C. Consolidation. Im good at cutting the fat
  away. (Blackbeard)
• D. Liberation. Im good at freeing projects
  from other people and making them my own.

14
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• The competition? I just . . .
• A. Extract my revenge with ruthless planning
  (Bart)
• B. Fend them off without the help of my staff
  (Bonny)
• C. Intimidate them (Blackbeard)
• D. Hang them up by their genitals (uh,
  metaphorically speaking) (Morgan)

15
Which pirate most closely reflects your own
business approach?

• For retirement I plan to
• A. Retire with great ceremony to an island in
  the Caribbean. (Morgan)
• B. Slip away from the office one day and never
  come back. (Bonny)
• C. Stay on til some young weasel with an MBA
  from Big Friggin U pushes me out. (Blackbeard)
• D. Retire? Theyll have to blast the company out
  from under me. (Bart)