If I had a

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If I had a
MILLION DOLLARS
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If I had a million dollarsI would hire you a
chef so you wouldnt have to cook and I
wouldnt have to eat Tofu.
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If I had a million dollarsI would buy you a new
car because you always tell me you want one and
then you can drive me everywhere!
Mom
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If I had a million dollars I would mail you a
letter because your always complaining about
getting too many bills and not enough letters.
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If I had a million dollars...
I would buy you a bar of Dove because Im sick of
the taste of Dial. ?
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If I Had a Million Dollars Id buy you a gummy
bear because I dont think I could find you a
dancing bear!
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• If I had a million dollarsI would buy you a
  lifetime supply of black socks because I know you
  wont wear them.and I can!

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If I had a million dollars...
Id buy you a maid to clean up the mess Ive made
around the house.
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If I had a million dollars.I would buy you a
stress ball because I know I get on your nerves
sometimes!
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If I had a Million Dollars...
Id buy you a new house.cause Im tired of
cleaning this one!
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If I had a Million Dollars . . .
Id buy you some hair dyeto take away all of
your gray!
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If I had a million dollars.
Fake Nails
Id buy you fake nails because youve chewed
yours off!!
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If I had a million dollars.
Id buy your love!
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