What do you give an elephant with big feet

1
What do you give an elephant with big feet?

• Plenty of room.

2
What's full of holes but still holds water?

• A sponge

3
What do people do in clock factories?

• They make faces all day

4
Why was the elephant late for the plane?

• Because he forgot his trunk.

5
Why did the ram run over the cliff?

• He didn't see the ewe turn

6
How can you make seven even?

• Remove the s

7
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

• He thought it was a high school.

8
What flies without wings?

• Time

9
What is bigger when new and grows smaller with
use?

• A pencil, a crayon or a piece of chalk

10
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?

• Milk and quackers

11
What did the egg say to the other egg?

• Let's get cracking!

12
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather
clock?

• Look pop, no hands

13
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

• A watch dog

14
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

• To get to the other tide

15
What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a
crocodile?

• I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it!

16
Why don't bats live alone?

• They like to hang around with their friends

17
What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?

• Santa walking backwards

18
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

• Fingernails

19
Why were the suspenders sent to jail?

• For holding up a pair of trousers

20
What works only when it's fired?

• A rocket

21
How do porcupines play leapfrog?

• Very carefully

22
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?

• A garbage truck

23
What travels around the world and stays in a
corner?

• A stamp.

24
What did the light say when it was turned off?

• I'm delighted.

25
What's the difference between a jeweler and a
jailor?

• One sells watches and the other watches cells.

26
What would you call a sleeping bull?

• A bulldozer.

27
What starts with E, ends with E but usually has
one letter?

• An envelope.

28
What is the one thing everybody in the world is
doing at the same time?

• Growing older.

29
What book tells you all about chickens?

• A hencyclopedia.

30
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

• She ran away from the ball.

31
Why did the cookie go see the doctor?

• He was feeling crummy!

32
What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of
your car?

• Mooo-ve over.

33
If April showers bring May flowers then what do
May flowers bring?

• Pilgrims!

34
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

• So he could be polyunsaturated