Places I've Pooped

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Places I've Pooped

• Rest stop in Akron, Ohio
• In the woods
• Sydney Opera House
• At 8th grade fun night
• Midnight screening of The Exorcist
• McDonald's off I-94 in Ann Arbor
• In the dumpster

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Unexploited Profit Centers

• Turn dead inventory into cash
• Turn undead inventory into unstoppable fighting
  force
• Ambushing Girl Scouts for cookie money
• Cock fighting
• Melting employees down for scrap

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Sales Strategies for 2008

• Men dressing up as women and vice versa
• Invisible sausage
• WTF?
• 4, 8 15, 16, 23, 42
• David Hasselhoff

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Awesome Pie Chart of Awesomeness
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Giant P

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