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The Fart catalogue
Ordinary and Common
Early Morning
The Flat Fart
The best way to start the morning is with a good
FART! You dont even need to lift the sheets and
blankets to smell it... It is known as the
shelfish fart because nobody likes to share it.
This is a common fart during school years or when
you are joking with friends. It leaves a nice
bubble around your ass and a brown spot on your
creamy pants.
This FART is good in any occasion, it does not
smell that much because it is not done with
fury... This fart happens when you walk along the
street and you want it to come out slowly, but it
is tracherous!
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Party
Surprise Surprise!
Office Fart
You are at a party but the bathroom is busy. The
best thing to do is taking refuge in a corner of
the room and admire the paintings. You caugh when
farting expecting nobody notices it, but the
smell lingers...
A real bad FART!!! You are walking along the
street and suddently there it is in all its
glory. You have to run and look for a toilet to
clean yourself.
You can get away with this one! You are at your
office and it happen,s but you pretend it
didnt... What you cant hide though it is the
horredous smell...
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