Worst-Case Scenario Game

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Worst-Case Scenario Game

• Based on the books by
• Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
• DISCLAIMER
• For entertainment purposes only! Dont try this
  stuff at home!

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1. What should you immediately do if your tooth
gets knocked out?

• A. Put it in a glass of water.
• B. Put it back in its socket.
• C. Dry it thoroughly and put it in a plastic
• baggie.
• D. Put it in a jar of baking soda.

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B. Put it back in its socket.
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Which of these can serve as an emergency solution
if you forgot to put on deodorant?

• A. Drink a glass of milk.
• B. Rub salt on your armpits.
• C. Put mint tea bags under your arms.
• D. Put ice cubes on your armpits for 30
• seconds.

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C. Put mint tea bags under your arms.
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What should you do if you are chased by a pack of
dogs?

• A. Get in a building or car as quickly as
• possible.
• B. Lie down and play dead.
• C. Pick up a stick and throw it to distract
• them.
• D. Turn and face them, growling
• aggressively.

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A. Get in a building or car as quickly as
possible.
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Whats the best way to stay cool if you have no
power and no air conditioning?

• A. Eat some dried soybeans or
• cranberries.
• B. Put your feet in a pot of cool water.
• C. Pant like a dog.
• D. Keep your forehead misted with water
• from a spray bottle.

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B. Put your feet in a pot of cool water.
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Whats the best way to get dog poop off your shoe?

• A. Put it in a plastic bag in the freezer,
• then chip it off.
• B. Spray with water, then wipe carefully
• in the grass.
• C. Leave your shoe outside and let bugs
• take it away.
• D. Roll up duct tape, sticky side out, and
• blot it away.

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A. Put it in a plastic bag in the freezer,
then chip it off.
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. What should you do if youre being chased by a
herd of giraffes?

• A. Flap your arms rapidly and jump up
• and down.
• B. Moo like a cow (very similar to giraffes
• call).
• C. Lie down flat on the ground.
• D. Wade into a pool of water.

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D. Wade into a pool of water.
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If a pack of wolves tries to attack you, what
should you do?

• A. Lie down flat on the ground.
• B. Throw a rock at one of them.
• C. Try to climb a tree.
• D. Howl at them.

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B. Throw a rock at one of them.
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What should you do if you see a bear?

• A. Run away as quickly as you can.
• B. Try to climb a tree.
• C. Back away slowly.
• D. Cross to the other side of a river or
• pond.

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C. Back away slowly.
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Whats the best way to treat a jellyfish sting?

• A. Natures remedy urine.
• B. Rinse with fresh water.
• C. Rinse with sea water.
• D. Rub with an ice cube.

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C. Rinse with sea water.
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. How can you escape a riptide while swimming in
the ocean?

• A. Swim for shore as fast as you can.
• B. Swim parallel to the shore.
• C. Float on your back.
• D. Swim away from shore, then try to
• swim back to shore again.

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B. Swim parallel to the shore.
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Youre camping and you realize theres a snake in
your sleeping bag. What should you do?

• A. Slowly work the bag down your body.
• B. Try to spring out of the bag in one
• quick motion.
• C. Feel along the outside of the bag and
• try to grab the snakes head inside.
• D. Stay motionless and wait for the snake
• to leave.

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A. Slowly work the bag down your
body.
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Whats the first thing you do if you get bitten
by a rattlesnake?

• A. Disinfect with alcohol and make a
• tourniquet above the bite.
• B. Disinfect with hydrogen peroxide and
• make a tourniquet above the bite.
• C. Wash with soap and water and keep
• the bite area higher than your heart.
• D. Wash with soap and water, and keep
• the bite area lower than your heart.

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D. Wash with soap and water, and keep
the bite area lower than your heart.
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What should you do if youre caught passing a
note in class?

• A. Make a run for it.
• B. Throw the note as far away from
• yourself as possible.
• C. Swallow it immediately.
• D. Cry.

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C. Swallow it immediately.
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How do you stop a runaway horse?

• A. Lean forward on the saddle so you
• dont fall off.
• B. Pull and release the reins with medium
• pressure.
• C. Pull very hard on the reins.
• D. Dont try to stop ittry to throw
• yourself off into some bushes.

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B. Pull and release the reins with medium
pressure.
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How do you survive in a hostage situation?

• A. Avoid eye contact with the aggressors
• and speak only when spoken to.
• B. Try to establish a rapport with them
• and reason your way out.
• C. Cry and keep talking about your
• family.
• D. Create a distraction on the other side
• of the room and make a run for it.

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A. Avoid eye contact with the aggressors
and speak only when spoken to.
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Whats a good way to shake someone if youre
being followed?

• A. Head immediately for home and lock
• yourself inside before calling the
  police.
• B. Go to the park and hide in some trees
• or bushes.
• C. Go to a restaurant and exit out the back
• through the kitchen.
• D. Turn and stare at them until they feel
• intimidated.

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C. Go to a restaurant and exit out the
back through the kitchen.
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If your car is hanging over the edge of a cliff,
nose-first

• A. Climb in the backseat, break out the
• rear windshield and climb out.
• B. Climb in the backseat, open a rear
• door (or break the window) and climb
• out.
• C. Try to rock the car backwards with your
• body weight.
• D. Put the car in reverse and rev the engine
• as hard as possible.

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B. Climb in the backseat, open a rear
door (or break the window) and climb
out.
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How do you survive in a plummeting elevator?

• A. Jump in the air when it hits the ground.
• B. Stand up and press your body into the
• corner of the elevator.
• C. Try to climb out the grille onto the top
• of the elevator.
• D. Lie down flat on the floor in the middle
• of the elevator.

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D. Lie down flat on the floor in the middle
of the elevator.
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How do you survive going over a waterfall?

• A. Try to go down head-first.
• B. Roll your body into a small ball (think
• cannonball at the pool)
• C. Try to go down feet-first.
• D. Aim for the edge of the waterfall and
• try to grab protruding branches as you
• fall.

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C. Try to go down feet- first.
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What should you do if a tarantula crawls on you?

• A. Sit perfectly still and wait for it to crawl
• away.
• B. Pick it up gently and place it on the
• ground.
• C. Stand up and jump up and down until
• it falls off.
• D. Try to squash it.

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C. Stand up and jump up and down until it
falls off.
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Whats the best way to cross a piranha-infested
river?

• A. Cross at dawn and swim as slowly as
• possible.
• B. Cross at night and swim quickly.
• C. Take a running jump and leap so you
• avoid the water as much as possible.
• D. Throw rocks far away from you as you
• swim to make a distraction.

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B. Cross at night and swim quickly.
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Test your foreign language skills! Which of
these means I have been seriously wounded in
French?

• A. Je saigne abondamment.
• B. Je ne cherchais pas à vous offenser.
• C. Ne me blessez pas, sil vous plait.
• D. Je suis serieusesment blessé.

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D. Je suis serieusesment blessé.
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. Which of these means Please do not injure me
in German?

• A. Verletzen Sie mich bitte nicht.
• B. Argern Sie mich nicht.
• C. Ich will Ihnen nicht weh tun.
• D. Ich habe meine Papiere.

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A. Verletzen Sie mich bitte nicht.
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. Which of these means I am bleeding profusely
in Japanese?

• A. Watashi wa ookega wo shite imasu.
• B. Anata no kibun wo gaisuru tsumori wa
• arimasen deshita.
• C. Watashi wa obitadashiku chi ga dete
• imasu.
• D. Anata wo itai me ni awasetaku
• arimasen.

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C. Watashi wa obitadashiku chi ga dete
imasu.
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Staring is NOT considered rude in which country?

• A. Canada
• B. Zimbabwe
• C. Belgium
• D. Pakistan

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D. Pakistan
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The OK gesture (thumb and forefinger making a
ring) is NOT considered rude in which country?

• A. Brazil
• B. Ireland
• C. Germany
• D. Russia

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B. Ireland
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In Japan, the OK gesture (thumb and forefinger
making a ring) means

• A. Im ready for the check (at a
• restaurant).
• B. Everythings fine, everythings good.
• C. I need change (at a store).
• D. I need a ride (hitchhiking).

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C. I need change (at a store)
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In France, the OK gesture (thumb and forefinger
making a ring) means

• A. Its free.
• B. Everythings fine, everythings good.
• C. I need help.
• D. Youre a loser.

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D. Youre a loser