Title: Laura
1Laura
- I know you hate surprises but I had to send this
to you
2Ive been doing a lot of thinking lately and
heres what I think
- Ive talked with a lot of people including people
you knew before Western. - Ive reflected on how Ive felt the entire year
and compared it to how I felt last year
- Ive spent a lot of time trying to figure out
what it is about myself that needs to change - Ive thought about all the things I like about
you
3AND THE VERDICT IS..
4Sorry to keep you in suspense but there are a few
more things I need to show you
This illustrates the amount of effort that each
of us has put into this relationship
5The many different mood swings of Laura Boles
6Here are some words that have been going through
my head lately
- Manipulative
- Self absorbed
- Fussy
- Cranky
- Wanting
- Angry
- Confused
- Moody
- Sad
- Critical
- Controlling
- Needy
- Jealous
- User
- Playing Games
- TEMPER
7Just to let you know, this is revolutionary
- I think this is the first time this has ever been
done over PowerPoint, but it definitely wont be
the last time anyone does it
8And as much as I dont want to be a dick.
- Every time I try and talk to you about these
things I feel like Im not being taken seriously
and I cant fully explain how I feel
9So here are a few grievances I have
- As soon as you get a little mad at me youre
aloud to hang out with other guys who youre
friends with???? - You can just push me aside when you have things
to do but if Im busy its a big deal?? - I need to change the way I am in order to please
you but you are the perfect angel and shouldnt
do anything for me??? - Its my fault that you criticize me because I
dont stick up for myself??????????
10How can you tell me that I havent made you feel
special or different from any other girl when
Ive
- written you 2 songs
- Given you flowers all the time
- Cooked for you
- Let you stay over whenever you wanted
- Driven you where ever you wanted
- Put up with you when you were in a bad mood
- Written 100 things that I liked about you and put
them in a card - Done special things for you for the simple reason
that I wanted to make you happy - Gotten you special things for Easter
- Stuck up for you when other people told me you
were bad news
11So I guess Im getting to my point here
- Its taken me a long time to actually come to
this decision and stick by it, but this way I
figure you probably cant talk me out of it
12Well first some things Ive realized
- I dont need to change myself
- Im generally a happy person
- I give A LOT in a relationship
- Im open to creative criticism
- I look past other peoples faults
- I dont have a MILLION pet peeves
- I dont like to be someones bitch
- And finally I wont put up with so much shit
13I just want to let you know that youve inspired
me to new heights
Please note that since meeting you Ive had some
absolutely ingenious ideas!!
14So finally for the surprise
15And the verdict is.
16Its OVER
Oh.. And I hope you have fun this summer and
have a great time at Western for the next 4 years