FEEL THE BEAT

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The reviews this month are out of this world
FEEL THE BEAT
Once you really crank up the volume,
DDR Calvin Mix will keep you jammin all
night long, dude
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Departments
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3 News
4 Fortune Teller
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8 Ratings
9 Around the ppt
Contents
5 Get on the dance pad, dude! 7 Soar to the
sky!
Maybe Calvin is the opponent?
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NEWS
WERE ALL THE OTHER STUFF IS WELL, MOST OF IT.
Scare the heck out of people
Time to punch!
If you might have remembered a couple of months
ago, T. Daniel Flora started a horror ppt
contest, in which we needed to make a horror ppt.
remember, everyone, that the pt is due March
1st.-Sam Haefner
This game starts of as Moe as the main character.
For once you have to make his day by giving kids
swirlies wedgies and beatings and using there
lunch money to add points onto a lever. But
there's a even bigger bully than Moe who comes to
School who wants to join Moe. He lets him but he
doesn't wanting him Cramping his style. So you
have to get over Level 100 to be the Ultimate
Bully.- Andrew Martin
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Fotune Teller
Most Wanted
SUCKS
RULES

• Super Calvin Bros.
• Metal of Calvin
• Super Smash Bros. Triumphs

SSB Will rock you
SSB X gravity
Martin says that there is Wi-fi on it. Its
barely a game at all! - SUCKS
Now this was a better one. Only three matches but
with liberty -RULES
CH computer game cancelation
Metcha Warrior Ultra
A great game all to be canceled. Can someone else
do it? - SUCKS
No new versions, but this is the most fun ppt on
DCAH -RULES
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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT
By Sam Haefner
Although the release date for DDR Calvin Mix is a
long way off, it will be fun game to enjoy.
Expect it to come in the Fall.
Dun Dun DUN!
After playing Music C.V.R at PowerPoint Heaven,
it gave me the idea to start a dancing game. The
controls are at the bottom, in which you step,
ahem CLICK the arrows when they go inside of a
boundary, in which if you hit the arrow, and it
dissolves if you hit it at the right time. That
should give you a challenge.
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What are my choices, cheif
There are going to be five songs in all, but Im
having seven songs to choose. I know for a fact
that a song from the Halo series is in there. Two
theme songs remixes, which are from Mission
Impossible and The Simpson's. One problem is
having a Runescape song in it. All the songs are
going to end up at least a little over one minute.
The arrows wont be this big
Get out the snacks and popcorn
Although this thing is a long way off, you still
have something to look forward to. So get out the
party bags this fall. Man, that party would be
crowded.
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Get ready for Calvin Phoenix
By Andrew Martin
This game takes place 6 months after the event in
Paper Calvin 3. When Dark Doom is gone, the Dark
armada finally surrenders and peace was restored.
After that, Calvin was given the abilities to
have super powers after buying a Golden Nintendo
Wii. Calvin is able to be controlled by the Wii
remotes from Hobbes.
GREAT WINGS
Then The Dark armada returns to give bigger chaos
and kidnapped Hobbes. Calvin gets his friends
Michael to control him while he saves the
day. The game is rated E10 for crude humor and
cartoon violence. I dont when the release date
is.
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Ratings
Mecha Time
Fire at will, men
Mecha Warrior Ultra
Medal of Calvin
of the greatest DCAH has to offer. Even though
there are no new versions, it still a masterpiece
for all. Congratulations
to be ruined by not being able to touch the walls
in the game. Other wise, this game is a hit!
8/10
10/10
A great game with being able to actually aim and
shoot at targets, only
Really I cant think of any bad thing about this
game. One
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Screentest
Around the ppt
Every month we will have a screenshot. Send your
best caption of the screen to samhaefner_at_aol.com
for entry! Some of the screens are for previous
games, some are yet to come, but have fun trying
to make your best funny. Here is this months
screen.
Make the Brickz fall
Brickz is one of the biggest PowerPoint games
ever created. You tube user MetalRandomist made
the PowerPoint back in seventh grade with over
2000 slides of animation. The object is to make a
ball destroy 14 blocks, and out of the 2000
slides, there are only 2 combinations to get all
14. You can see the game on Youtube.
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March 2008, Volume 3
Next Month
Paper Time
Lets do the groove on Paper Calvin The complete
saga
The Mission is impossible
For celebrating Super Mario galaxy, we take you
in on Mission CH
Plus some of this
We plan to have a bigger issue because of a Medal
of Calvin Strategy guide!
The Calvin gamer is published 13 times a year
(monthly, except semi-monthly in November) with
issues January, February, March, April, June,
July, August, September, October, November,
December, and Holiday for issues per month