IF YOU GIVE A COW A MOVIE

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IF YOU GIVE A COW A MOVIE

• BYJADE ATKINSON

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If you give a cow a movie,

• Then he will ask for some popcorn.

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hell ask for a chair to sit in.

• Then, he will ask for some candy to eat
  while he is watching the movie.

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• so you'll go to the candy stand and
  buy some bottle caps.

bottlecaps
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• The shape of the candy will remind
  him of a pop cap, and that will make
  him thirsty.

thirsty cow
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• He will ask for some pop.

pop
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• His stomach will get so big that
  he will break the chair.

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• He will start crying.

moo hoo moo hoo
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• So you will take him to the doctor.

doctor
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• When he gets to the doctor hell
  sit in a big chair.

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• The chair will remind him of the
  movie theater chair.

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• And if you give a cow a chair, hell
  want a movie to go with it.