Title: Folie 1
1The Perfect European
2When you try to be a perfect European you should
3... love to eat Wiener Schnitzel and to dance
Vienna Waltz like the Austrians!
4... speak three languages like the Belgians!
5... love to sing and dance, and love to show your
hospitality to foreign visitors like the Cypriots!
6 be as beautiful as the Czechs!
7be open minded, calm and friendly like the
Danish!
8 be multicultural like the Estonians!
9Hauska tavata!
Nice to meet you!
be polite like the Finnish people!
10... be in love with everything from France like
the French!
11 be punctual and have fun like the Germans!
12 ... call the bouzouki a musical instrument like
the Greeks, while the rest of the world sees it
as an instrument of torture!
13 love to eat pasta and wear sunglasses anytime
anywhere like the Italians!
14 ...give directions to places using pubs as
landmarks like people in Ireland!
15 enjoy listening to Gypsy musicians like the
Hungarians!
16 be lively like the Latvians!
17 be always serious like the Lithuanians!
18 locate Luxembourg (as many Europeans do) on the
map first and then do some research and learn
from the people there!
19 do the same with Malta!
20..be liberal like the Dutch!
They can get arrested for growing plants, but not
for smoking them.
21 have an ambition to be rich like the Polish!
22 learn that technology is not everything and
time can run slower - like in Portugal!
23 be modest like the Slovaks!
24 practice all the sports possible and wear
slippers and a sports outfit at home like the
Slovenians!
25 sing as beautifully as Carmen from Spain!
26... paint your house in red and white like the
people from Sweden!
27 be a fan of the English VIPs like the British!
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write as elaborately as the Bulgarians!
29 cook Zagorski Štrukli as perfectly as the
Croatians!
30 make as colourful needlework as the Macedonians.
31 enjoy birdwatching like the Romanians!
32 dance as beautifully as
the Derwishes of Konya!
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