P1250095205vsTnH - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

Title: P1250095205vsTnH


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He said........."Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?" She said....... "That's a good idea -
you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart!"
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He said.........."What have you been doing with
all the grocery money I I gave you?" She
said........."Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!"
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On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows
me everywhere!" Written just below it........"I
do not!"
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Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can
remember them.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper? We don't know, it has never
happened!
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Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and good-looking? They
already have boyfriends.
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed. Married women come home
see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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What is the one thing that all men at singles
bars have in common? They're married.
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Man says to God "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says "So you would love her."
Man says to God "Why did you make her so
dumb?" God says "So she would love you."
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!!!