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Honouring Our Glorious Women
Have your speakers on and tap your toes!
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Inside every older person is a younger person --

wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey
Armstrong-
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Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut the bitch up
with cookies. (Unknown)
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The hardest years in life are those between ten
and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray
eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they
get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
who
never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and
you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie
Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first one being -- hitting my head on the top
bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette
Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working
mother" is
redundant. -Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in
through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well
as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this
is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes
several days attack me at once. -Jennifer
Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example -- then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not
blonde. -Dolly Parton-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you
can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade
another country. -Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a
man. If you want
anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
combine marriage and a career. -Gloria
Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time
I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Send this to five bright women you know and make
their day.
Every woman I know is bright --
so I am sending this to several more!!!